June 12th, 2009 | 
Author: Luft Krigare
Author: Luft Krigare
Get ready folks, for the #1 sure fire hit of 2009!
Coming to Vikings fans’ hearts and living rooms everywhere this summer (probably in mid July) the latest in sports fashion and sequel to the hit TV series Desperate Coaches, comes Confessions of an NFL QB Drama Queen.
Directors Darrell Bevell and Eric Sugarman are heading to Hattiesburg Mississippi to escort your newest lead actress (actor?) in the grand opening of the Minnesota Vikings 2009 campaign debut. It is promising to be the biggest hit all year and can’t miss attraction.
So, here’s a real movie to “get your popcorn ready”. – T.O.
One Response to “Coming to a theater near you”
Roster by Position
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2009 Roster
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Player |
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| 84 | Allison, Aundrae | WR |
| 87 | Berrian, Bernard | WR |
| 12 | Harvin, Percy ® | WR |
| 16 | Holt, Glenn | WR |
| 11 | Johnson, Jaymar | WR |
| 14 | Moore, Nick ® | WR |
| 15 | Perretta, Vinny ® | WR |
| 82 | Reynaud, Darius | WR |
| 18 | Rice, Sidney | WR |
| 19 | Wade, Bobby | WR |
| 83 | Dugan, Jeff | TE |
| 40 | Kleinsasser, Jimmy | TE |
| 45 | Mills, Garrett | TE |
| 81 | Shiancoe, Visanthe | TE |
| Anderson, Colt ® | S | |
| 39 | Abdullah, Husain | S |
| 37 | Frampton, Eric | S |
| 44 | Hall, Devon ® | S |
| 25 | Johnson, Tyrell | S |
| 31 | Rogers, Roderick | S |
| 33 | Sanford, Jamarca ® | S |
| 20 | Williams, Madieu | S |
| 36 | Bell, Kahlil ® | RB |
| 42 | Johnson, Ian ® | RB |
| 28 | Peterson, Adrian | RB |
| 29 | Taylor, Chester | RB |
| 34 | Young, Albert | RB |
| 4 | Booty, John David | QB |
| 4 | Favre, Brett | QB |
| 7 | Jackson, Tarvaris | QB |
| 2 | Rosenfels, Sage | QB |
| 5 | Kluwe, Chris | P |
| 75 | Clark, Chris | OT |
| 62 | Cook, Ryan | OT |
| 79 | Hicks, Artis | OT |
| 71 | Loadholt, Phil ® | OT |
| 74 | McKinnie, Bryant | OT |
| 60 | Radovich, Drew | OT |
| 52 | Greenway, Chad | OLB |
| 63 | Daniels, Brian | OG |
| 64 | Herrera, Anthony | OG |
| 76 | Hutchinson, Steve | OG |
| 46 | Loeffler, Cullen | LS |
| 54 | Brinkley, Jasper ® | LB |
| 59 | Farwell, Heath | LB |
| 57 | Francois, Robert ® | LB |
| 56 | Henderson, E.J. | LB |
| 50 | Henderson, Erin | LB |
| 58 | Herron, David | LB |
| 51 | Leber, Ben | LB |
| 55 | Onatolu, Kenny | LB |
| 8 | Longwell, Ryan | K |
| 3 | Mehlhaff, Taylor | K |
| 78 | Kemp, Andy ® | G |
| 38 | Tahi, Naufahu | FB |
| 98 | Guion, Letroy | DT |
| 97 | Holmes, Antoine ® | DT |
| 67 | Johnson, Tremaine ® | DT |
| 71 | Kennedy, Jimmy | DT |
| 93 | Williams, Kevin | DT |
| 94 | Williams, Pat | DT |
| 69 | Allen, Jared | DE |
| 61 | Burnett, Martail | DE |
| 91 | Edwards, Ray | DE |
| 90 | Evans, Fred | DE |
| 73 | Grigsby, Otis | DE |
| 92 | Mitchell, Jayme | DE |
| 96 | Robison, Brian | DE |
| 95 | Udeze, Kenechi | DE |
| 30 | Allen, Asher ® | CB |
| 41 | Gordon, Charles | CB |
| 23 | Griffin, Cedric | CB |
| 21 | McCauley, Marcus | CB |
| 31 | Paymah, Karl | CB |
| 27 | Roberson, Derrick | CB |
| 22 | Sapp, Benny | CB |
| 24 | Walker, Marcus | CB |
| 26 | Winfield, Antoine | CB |
| 68 | Cooper, Jon ® | C |
| 65 | Sullivan, John | C |
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I hope this little attempt at humor acts as a nice relief in the “Favre-a-palooza” (as Visanthe Shaincoe has called it).
Then we wait to here from the Vikings on the status of Brettney’s shoulder. Let’s hope he finds what you hope for, yes?
Next up the review of Dr. Strangelove or How I learn to Love the Bomb, the reflection 40 years later. Funny, just like Brett Favre’s age. Soon the sequel, Brettney Favre in The Color Purple